On multi-purpose tools

Me: *accidentally sends a triskele medallion I left in my pocket through the wash*
Gentleman Scholar: Hey, I found this in the drier filter.
Me: Oh, awesome! I thought the hose got it, it’s great for popping open my Mac keyboard to replace the batteries.
Gentleman Scholar: I assumed it was some kind of fairy protection thing.
Me: I mean… Yeah, obviously, that too.