Since Tumblr seems to be dying slowly, you can find me on Instagram and Twitter under @gkberrios. I would link you, but we all know that’s too hard for this site.
Hi if you like my work, please consider following me elsewhere. Ive gone thru my blog twice in 2 days and I continuously get content marked as sensitive without it being so. My user handle is gkberrios in twitter and instagram. I will reblog this again as a reminder. (:
the number of pictures of chris hemsworth shirtless that have been flagged is the funniest fucking thing
@staff how many people do you have reviewing these? you’re gonna need to go through a lot of accounts my dudes
i’m gonna guess tumblr is going to be so overwhelmed with requests to have their posts reviewed that they’re gonna throw their hands in the air and give up
I’m going to guess they’re going to delete all of the posts rather than dealing with them.
considering how many posts their algorithm wrongfully flagged, they’re going to end up deleting literally 50% of the content on their platform. Which, good luck to them if they think Tumblr can survive that, financially and practically.
i love prince eric. from the little mermaid. he’s hilarious. because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy. most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/heroine. most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they’ll launch them into that direction or something, but they still don’t bring knife to heart directly.
but then a couple do. and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen. like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise? he’s really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he’s so sweet n everything.
AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!! NO WONDER NO ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!! ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE “HOLY SHIT DON’T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE’LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!”
i love him
At the beginning of the movie Prince Eric, without hesitation, jumps into the ocean, in the middle of a storm, and climbs onto a ship that’s on fire, all to rescue his dog.
Then when he’s convinced some mystery woman saved him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can’t even walk or dress herself, confirms that she’s not the girl he’s looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle anyway, for no particular reason.
No one questions this, just like they don’t question when he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman one morning and says he’s getting married that same day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her.
A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings. Again, no one questions this.
I’m convinced that Eric had to have done some crazy insane stunts on a regular basis, cause despite him being so chill and relaxed normally, no one bats an eyelash at any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during the course of the film. Clearly they’re all used to it, and rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only dissuade potential enemies of his country even further.
a common conversation around the kingdom:
“Did you hear what Prince Eric did this morning?”
“Oh gods, not again.”
Eric is now Florida Man, where he can be surrounded on three sides by his gfs family
I like ig, but it’s not a good replacement for tumblr….
I love your ig dear, I didn’t mean to be rude I’m sorry. I follow a couple of great accounts there but I seldom use it and yes, it’s not a good replacement for tumblr, at least for the kind of use I have of it.
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