hello – Spitfire Alice A Gra

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

wexdarn:

ectoplasm-bodyshots:

ectoplasm-bodyshots:

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever
hello fuzzy baby friend

NOT A DOG

NOT A DOG

BEAR

ABORT ABORT ABORT

Rolling a 1 on a perception check

leslieknopedanascully:

what’s my favorite tv genre you ask? well i sure do love Eighteenth Century Period Dramas In Which The First Season Has A Gay Subplot But Predominantly Appeals To A Heterosexual Audience But Then Season Two Snatches The Rug Out From Under You And Makes Everything Gay

amishfighterpilot:

minimalist: hey, check out my room. it’s only got three expensive things in it. guess i’m just a little more evolved than everyone else.

me, tripping over a box of junior high school homework assignment i keep because i think i might have some use for them someday: sorry, what?

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