mystery-and-history:

Father Brown Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Father Brown: “I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.”

Sid: “Here’s how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the ‘50s: As long as you weren’t still there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.”

Mrs. McCarthy: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Lady Felicia: “Every time I walk down the street, I need everyone, all the time, to like me so much–it’s exhausting.”

Bunty: “I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian.”

Flambeau

:  ‘Why?…Why do you do this…?’ 
“Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace.”

Inspector Valentine: “I know all of that, how do YOU know all of that?”

Inspector Sullivan: “I’ll just keep all my emotions right here and then one day, I’ll die.”

Inspector Mallory: ‘Inspector, we found a pool of the killer’s blood.’ “Hhmmm……gross! Mop it up! Now, back to my hunch.”

Sargeant Goodfellow: “My vibe is more like: ‘Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you’.”

9. What’s your aesthetic? <3

smokywoodwitch:

It switches a lot ~I love nature so I take a lot of inspiration from that in everything I do. I love comfy, Mori girl like fashion, vintage, I also like Strega fashion too in the colder months. Mostly just quirky art student vibes with undertones of countryside Latina/Welsh witch. Lots of pastel colours but also muted/deep tones too!Not sure if I even answered this question heh.

primarybufferpanel:

Man, my facebook is full of black friday selfrighteousness today. ‘Save 100%!’ ‘Save the planet!’ ‘Green friday!’ ‘Buy nothing!’

Yeah that’s nice and all, but there’s stuff I’ve been wanting or needing for ages now, stuff that I haven’t been able to justify to myself because I’m on a scrapy scrapy budget, and if it’s suddenly discounted by 30% then yeah, that might just pull me over the edge.

buttercup-bug:

buttercup-bug:

everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting

sashayed:

I think sometimes we subconsciously expect that we will grow out of our talents and interests, or that somehow when we hit a certain level of “maturity” all that energy will spontaneously reassemble itself into a more useful grown up direction, and like……….guys. it will not. I am always going to be good at making mix tapes about fictional characters and I am never going to be good at submitting my health insurance claims and that’s just What’s Up